BEAVER INSPECTOR ON DUTY

$25.00

Certified. Approved. Very on duty.

This is the 70s public-service poster nobody asked the government to print. A grinning fedora fox in a brown leisure suit and floral shirt points at himself like the badge is the whole resume. The shield says CERTIFIED BEAVER INSPECTOR with a polite little beaver holding a magnifying glass… and if you think that’s only about wildlife, the title already told on him.

YOUR PERSONAL BEAVER INSPECTOR ON DUTY. Sunburst colors. Wood paneling. Feathers in the air. That smile says the inspection is thorough, the clipboard is optional, and the shift never really ends.

Merch for the dirty-joke tee, the gift that makes the room go quiet for one second then lose it.

Retro. Naughty. Licensed to look. 🦫🔍😏🧡🎩

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.