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BUT THAT ASS

$25.00

The old man didn’t survive a thousand years of spellcraft to stay polite.

Star-hat cocked. Staff screaming blue. Finger pointed like the whole realm just walked in looking too good. Runes spin around the staff. Sparks crawl the robe. Across his chest the spell writes itself in glowing script: But That Ass.

This is high-fantasy filth with a straight face — wizard energy, tavern joke, merch that makes people stop mid-scroll. The beard is ancient. The comment is not.

 Apologize never. 🧙‍♂️✨🍑⚡😏

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

BUT THAT ASS Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.

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