CROWNED MADNESS

$25.00

They didn’t ask for the throne. They melted it and wore it anyway.

MADNESS drips across the black like wet royalty. A skeleton jester grins with one ice-blue eye and one poison-purple eye, middle finger up like the whole universe just got the bill. Pressed against him is his queen in shredded purple lace, skull charms hanging off her hip, smile sharp enough to cut glass. In her hand: a laughing mask fused to an hourglass, purple smoke pouring out like time itself started screaming.

Bells on the hats. Crown over the title. Blue and violet fog eating the edges.

Comedy. Chaos. Crown optional. Finger not. 👑💀💜🔵🖕⏳

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.