THE ULTIMATE STUD MUFFIN

$25.00

Breakfast grew biceps and filed the paperwork.

A blueberry muffin with a pompadour and a grin that belongs in a locker room stands on a rock like he paid rent on the spotlight. Arms flexed. Glaze dripping. Cherries floating like backup dancers. The gold seal on his wrapper does not blink: CERTIFIED STUD.

THE ULTIMATE STUD MUFFIN slams across the top in bakery-sign gold. Cute enough for the kitchen. Dirty enough for the group chat. This is the drop that looks like a cartoon until somebody reads the badge.

 Fully licensed. Extra nuts optional. 🧁💪🍒😎🔥

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.